Yeah, sorry about that. It’s been a long while since I actually sat down and wrote something here aside from the weekly Shorts posts. I guess I’ll use this as an opportunity to go over a little bit of a life update. If this bores you, scroll on. If you’re nosy, read on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Continue reading “It’s Been A Hot Minute…”
Just Another Awkward Encounter (And A Slight Brush With Fame)
Yeah, so these posts are why most people come here. For some reason people enjoy basking in the second-hand awkwardness that my day to day life seems to revolve around. I mean, I kind of enjoy it too because I’ve now accepted the fact that this is my life and I can have a bit of a laugh at how skittish I feel around literally everyone around me. This encounter took place at a recent live gig in Sydney’s Factory Theatre. The band: Holy Holy. They’re tops, by the way, if you’ve not yet heard of them. Anyway, here’s the story…Continue reading “Just Another Awkward Encounter (And A Slight Brush With Fame)”
An Unfortunate Open Letter To My Love
Adam, I regret to inform you that at 1:19 in the AM of Thursday the 11th of March 2021 I made a grave error that will affect both of our lives forevermore.Continue reading “An Unfortunate Open Letter To My Love”
Bunnings And Cosplay And Middle-Aged Aussie Dudes…Oh My!
Be me, doing my best emo kid impression (MCR tee, black jeans, skull earrings, blue hair, the lot) at Bunnings yesterday afternoon, faced with the unabated curiosity of a middle-aged white dude wearing a wife beater. The visit was for the sole purpose of finding materials to use to make Jester Lavorre and Fjord Stone costumes for the Oz Comic Con Pop-Up event this coming weekend.Continue reading “Bunnings And Cosplay And Middle-Aged Aussie Dudes…Oh My!”
Firefly Lane Netflix Series
This show was trending #1 in Australia on Netflix last week so I thought I’d give it a watch. There may be a few small spoilers in here but I’m not going to give away the whole plot or anything, so don’t stress…Continue reading “Firefly Lane Netflix Series”
How To Lose Your Job In 25 Easy Steps (But Not In The Way You Think)
This happened a few years back now but it still takes up space in my brain. It showed up today as a post in my Facebook memories so I thought I’d share. This is “How To Lose Your Job in 25 Easy Steps” by an absolute imbecile…Continue reading “How To Lose Your Job In 25 Easy Steps (But Not In The Way You Think)”
The Nightmare to End All Nightmares
Please review the following experience and let me know whether you’re in agreeance that my idiot brain should be put down.
Facebook Flashback: Public Transport, Earlobes & Dreadlocks
Hello, hello! Just a quick one today.
So, I had a few Facebook memories pop up recently that made me giggle. I thought I’d share them with you fine people.
If you needed further proof that taking the train to work in Sydney (pre-social distancing) can drive you slightly mad, these documented moments from 12 April 2016 should suffice.
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Why Does My Cat…?
I find myself Googling the phrase, “why does my cat *insert weird thing my cat does*” way too often.
Like any good blogger, I thought I’d share some semi-amusing shit from my life with my readers and document the answers to said weird things.
Whether you have cats or not, it’s fun to learn. I hope you enjoy this delightfully strange, and slightly unsettling compilation of weird things my cats do, and why.
But first, background!
My partner and I have two cats: Aang and Korra. Yes, they are named after two Avatars. And yes, their names are super apt, given their personalities. It’s actually amazing.
My Life Is As Stale As The Lingering Doritos Crumbs Clinging To My Shirt…Send Help
Friends, I’m in need of some advice.
What do you do when you find yourself sitting in front of the TV every weekend, thinking about how you wished you’d get out and about more, then settling straight in for another 8 hours of the latest true crime doco series?
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