Let’s Talk About Santa’s Reindeer For A Second

Last night, my brain decided that I wasn’t going to sleep until I made up an entire story about Santa’s reindeer, specifically Donner and her regrettably unfortunate hella boring name when compared to the ✨spicy✨ names of the rest of the crew. Enjoy…

How To Lose Your Job In 25 Easy Steps (But Not In The Way You Think)

This happened a few years back now but it still takes up space in my brain. It showed up today as a post in my Facebook memories so I thought I’d share. This is “How To Lose Your Job in 25 Easy Steps” by an absolute imbecile…

The Nightmare to End All Nightmares

Please review the following experience and let me know whether you’re in agreeance that my idiot brain should be put down.